A lizard ate my potato chips
Crunched them up and then licked his lips
Once again I stepped in a gum
Someone spit it out, that scum
I was in silence for a total days of three
More than words, this damn silence felt free
Now my dress is stained
By this gosh darn acid rain
Someone cries "That woman is prettier than me"
Whatever you do, do not agree
Does this dress make me look fat?
HOW the hell does one answer that?
"Do you remember our very first date?
All the movies we saw and all the popcorns we ate?"
I forgot and chopped off all my hair
And have never known a more suited pair.
I hate getting invited for unavoidable weddings
The dresses and the lights get my eyelashes shedding
Here comes the bride
Please let us all go hide
Change the subject if you can
Or become a fully divorced man.
One cosmo, two cosmos, three cosmos, four
Take me home now, I IMPLORE.
One cosmo , two, three and bloody four
Someone poked me to say " I saw you yesterday night, in Bangalore?!"
Hark the herald angels sing
Kindly put an end to my suffering.
